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那就这样吧 发表于 2008-3-11 05:26 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式

人之初 : At the begining of life.
性本善 : Sex is good.
性相近 : Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远 : But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教 : If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁 : Sex will leave you..
教之道 : The way of learning it
贵以专 : is very important to make love with only one person.
昔孟母 : Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处 : chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
子不学 : If you don''t study hard,
断机杼 : Your Dick will become useless.
窦燕山 : Dou, the Famous
有义方 : owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 : All his five son took it
名俱扬 : and their sexual ability were well-kown.
养不教 : If your children don''t know how to do it,
父之过 : It is all your fault.
教不严 : If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 : their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
子不学 : You may refuse to study this
非所宜 : but that is a real mistake
幼不学 : If you don''t learn it in childhood,
老何为 : you will lose your ability when aged
玉不琢 : If you don''t exercise your dick,
不成器 : It won''t become hard and strong.
人不学 : If you don''t learn sex,
不知义 : You can by no means enjoy its sweetness


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峰子 发表于 2008-3-11 14:42 | 显示全部楼层
断机杼 : Your Dick will become useless 哈哈,COOL~~
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under18boss 发表于 2008-3-11 20:03 | 显示全部楼层
性本善 : Sex is good.
經典之所在阿  !!!  全文以"性"SEX 貫穿   !!!
乃是   色中典範   !!!   情之精華  !! 阿 !!
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